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Past Required Childhood Piano Lessons = Present Day Hilarity
  • Ernie's BF: Hey, there's a piano here.
  • Ernie: I haven't sat down and played the piano in years.
  • BF: You said you can still read sight music though. Try this.
  • Ernie: Okay. (Ernie bumbles through sheet music of "Free Fallin'" and "Georgia On My Mind.") That was terrible.
  • BF: That was great. Now play this.
  • Ernie: (Ernie bumbles through sheet music of a relatively simple march.)
  • BF: Well, at least you can get a job in Miami easily. You just played the Cuban national anthem.
  • Ernie: OF COURSE I did.
  • BF: Hold on, I'm going to check if there's a line of old people outside.
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